Sunday, October 16, 2011


Inspired by the hippie 60s weathermen radicals of Occupy Wall Street, your LakeCountyEye held a demonstration this weekend. The protest rally was held at the LakeCountyEye compound. Which may explain the sparse attendance:
Occupational Hazards
No doubt rather than whine about the no jobs, operatives were all out looking for the no jobs. Or something. So it's unsurprising that Joe Walsh, who knows a thing or two about how to get a job with the Federal Government, sponsored a jobs fair this weekend. Details are in the Northwest Herald:
Walsh to host jobs fair in Woodstock
You read correctly, a jobs fair was sposored by Eighth District Congressman Joe Walsh. Operatives are requested to supply their own joke here.

Your LakeCountyEye did manage to sneak away from the Occupy-the-LakeCountyEye-Compound sit-in to attend Walsh's job fair. While things still look unpromising, your LakeCountyEye can report there are some job openings available for the energetic go-getter. Ten to be exact:

Ten Most Popular Jobs at the Joe Walsh Job Fair
  1. US Senator or Congressman
  2. Venture Capitalist
  3. Cable News Blowhard
  4. Administrator of an Education Trust Fund
  5. Actor
  6. Financial Consultant
  7. Political Science Instructor at Oakton Community College
  8. Stay-at-Home Dad or Mom
  9. Process Server
  10. Hobo

Your LakeCountyEye pulled some strings and snagged a plum position: Understudy to Bowzer. Look for your LakeCountyEye at the next revival of Sha Na Na near you:
Sha na na. Sha na na na na.
Sha na na. Sha na na na na.
Sha na na. Sha na na na na.
Sha na na. Sha na na na na.
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip.
Mum mum mum mum mum mum.
Get a job.

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