The Lake County Division of Transportation is proceeding with plans, your LakeCountyEye has learned, to build a new traffic circle in Hawthorn Woods. Unsurprisingly, Lake County is none too pleased. According to the Daily Herald ...
When the first roundabout was proposed in Lake County, the response was extreme. "People were so skeptical, I would seriously get phone calls from people saying there would be deaths at that corner and it would be on my conscience," recalled Lake County Board Member Ann Maine, of Lincolnshire, who is also president of the Lake County Forest Preserve District.Just the mere mention of a traffic circle has the power to elicit strong emotions from the typical Lake County resident. To explain the phenomena, your LakeCountyEye consulted Dr. I.M. Bhatschidtkhrazzi, professor of Ethno-Atavism Studies at the College of Lake County.
Lake County considers first multilane roundabout
"You would be surprised how many people think traffic circles will hasten the end of civilization as we know it." Dr. Bhatschidtkhrazzi told your LakeCountyEye. "They fear the traffic circle will devalue traditional red-light traffic intersections, leading to many fender benders that otherwise would not have occurred."
Your LakeCountyEye pointed out that the County is mulling over a multi-lane roundabout in Hawthorn Woods. "Precisely." said Dr. Bhatschidtkhrazzi. "First there are single lane traffic circles. Then when drivers get used to these, they start to build the multi-lane traffic circles. Where does it all end?"
Upon hearing this, your LakeCountyEye produced a day-old copy of the Daily Herald:
Lead-footed drivers could be in luck after the Illinois Senate Tuesday approved legislation to raise the speed limit on tollways and interstates to 70 mph."Have you ever taken an ungraded three hundred and sixty degree curve at seventy miles per hour?", Dr. Bhatschidtkhrazzi wondered out loud.
Illinois Senate: Raise speed limit to 70 mph
One rhetorical question to ponder. Your LakeCountyEye asked Dr. Bhatschidtkhrazzi if he had any parting advice.
"Be sure to buckle up!"
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