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Sharpeyed operatives may observe that Walsh -- who enjoys a reputation for being a day late and a dollar short -- could only come up with 8 items for his Top 10 List.Walsh: How To Save Illinois in Eight Simple Steps
- Eliminate the individual state income tax and the state corporate tax.
- Give every parent in the state a school voucher to send their children to whatever school they want to send them to — public, private, religious, or home.
- Place every government employee on a defined contribution, 401(k) style retirement plan.
- Begin immediately tapping into our natural gas and oil reserves.
- Eliminate township governments.
- Give every law-abiding adult the right to carry a concealed weapon.
- Have a federal prosecutor investigate how Michael Madigan and his legal clients have benefited financially at taxpayer expense from his role as Speaker.
- Tell Judy Barr [sic] Topinka to retire.
It's no exaggeration to say your LakeCountyEye knows a thing or two about Internet Top Ten Lists. Like a check lost in the mail, here are the two last simple steps that Walsh neglected to provide:
Look for your LakeCountyEye at a
Simple Steps #9 and #10 that
Joe Walsh Promise Will Save Illinois
- Secede from the Union
- Tune in to The Joe Walsh Show
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