Saturday, August 28, 2021

Supreme Being

Stop in the name of love before you break my heart.
As if to prove the old adage, out of sight out of mind, Lake County favorite son Mark Curran is back and wants to be your next Illinois Supreme Court Justice:
Republican Mark Curran, who lost the U.S. Senate race in 2020 to Sen. Dick Durbin, says God wants him to run for the Illinois Supreme Court, so he's following the call.
CURRAN's MISSION FROM GOD
Curran desires your support, but Establishment types, Party Hacks and Freemasons need not apply:
"We are taking on the Establishment, the Party Hacks, the Freemasons and those that could care less that Individual Liberty and Conscience Protection are no longer cherished or protected."
CURRAN's MISSION FROM GOD
The Illuminati who, for the record, were not mentioned in the statement, agreed to take a CURRAN yardsign.

And Curran reiterated he believes he is on a mission from God:
"I believe God wants me to make this run.”
CURRAN's MISSION FROM GOD
A spokesperson for God said: "PSYCH!"

1 comment:

The Penguin said...

The Mission from God is to get the band back together. The band. Now don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourself.