Meet the Flockers

Nietzsche said: "When you stare into the abyss, a Flock camera stares back at you."

HaHa. Reliably photogenic Lake County is uncharacteristically camera-shy when it comes to Flock surveillance cameras. Local advocates are organizing against the automated license plate readers (ALPR):

DeFlock Lake County, a newly created branch of a national campaign against one of the more well-known ALPR companies, has held informational and training events encouraging residents to push back against the technology.
As Illinois debates rules for license plate readers, resistance grows in Lake County

One thing is certain, the ALPR cameras are not going away any time soon.

In related news, filmmaking is big business in Illinois. And the demand to film in photogenic Long Grove is so great that the Village is ...

discussing amending the village's code to insert guidelines on commercial filming/photography. The proposed ordinance would establish fees of $250 per day for small productions with 10 people or fewer, $500 per day for medium productions with between 11 and 30 people, and $1,000 per day for large productions with greater than 30 people.
Cinematic sprawl: Suburbs putting guardrails around filmmaking activities

One industry insider said: "Anyone on a tight budget who wants to shoot a movie here should stage their scenes in front of the Flock cameras. The cameras are everywhere and you can get any angle you need. Then just FOIA the camera company for the footage. You're guaranteed to save a ton on production costs."

Happy Birth Anniversary to You

An actual unretouched screencap from Lake County's #1 fakenews source, the Lake County Gazette:

What's a Birth Anniversary? Nobody knows.

Actually, everybody knows. If this is the Lake County Gazette then the content you see has been generated by AI newsbots trained at Russian Troll Farms. And Birth Anniversary is how you say Birthday in Russian:

birthday = день рождения

Case closed!

Colonel Mustard in the US House with a Pipe Dream

An actual unretouched screencap from Lake County's #1 fakenews source, the Lake County Gazette:

Pictured is Robert W Churchill, a former Majority Leader of the Illinois House of Representatives. For the record, Churchill was never in the US Congress.

Who writes these stories? Nobody knows. What everyone knows is the Lake County Gazette gets its content from AI newsbots trained at Russian Troll Farms.

But according to the byline shown here, the author is I K Williams:

Who is I K Williams? Nobody knows. Luckily there is one cutting-edge data tool, available to all, that can sift through the clues and find the answers to many of mankind's most puzzling mysteries. Your LakeCountyEye, of course, refers to the Internet Anagram Server:

I K Williams anagrams into AI WILL SKIM. Case closed!

Inside Ulinebacker

Lake County megadonors Elizabeth and Richard Uihlein donated $35 million to the Northwestern University football program. Typically when this sort of thing happens, there is one thing that is always overheard: "Give me a quarter back."

HaHa. The Uihleins are in the news again:

Northwestern's football program will receive a $35 million gift commitment from the family of Liz and Dick Uihlein, the billionaire owners of Uline supply company
Uihlein family giving $35M to NU football

Even in Wisconsin, $35M is a lot of cheese. But don't go running to your sportsbook just quite yet. The Uihleins are better known for giving dollars to right-wing candidates and PACs:

Liz and Dick Uihlein, residents of Lake Forest, are prominent Republican-party mega donors, having heavily supported GOP campaigns in the past decade, including nearly $59 million to support President Donald Trump's reelection in 2024 and $70 million this election cycle to conservative efforts, including anti-abortion and anti-LGBTQ+ groups
Uihlein family giving $35M to NU football

One exception is the Lake County Republican Party, to whom the Uihleins have over the years given scant little. The last donation the Uihleins made to the Lake County GOP was in 2024, and amounted to a miserly $1050.

The Lake County GOP nonetheless is undeterred. One spokesman has a message for every Northwestern U football player: "Unlike Evanston, Lake County has plenty of affordable housing. And while you're here, vote for our candidates. And send them a donation too. Make the check out to the Lake County Republican Central Committee."

Quarterback Sneak

Put on your thinking caps, today's quiz is taken from the Texas Tech college entrance exam:

Q: What did the football coach say to the vending machine?

A: Give me my quarterback.

HaHa. This Chicago Tribune headline story is also about a quarterback:

But this quarterback is a "Springfield labor quarterback":

What's a "Springfield labor quarterback"? Nobody knows.

Surely this would be an example of an AI hallucination. To find out -- and being no different than any other media outlet owned by a Fortune500 Conglomerate -- your LakeCountyEye of course outsourced the investigation to AI:

Your AI overlords have obviously been trained in the art of circling the wagons.

Your LakeCountyEye has yet to hear a response.

Don't Drink the Water and Don't Eat the Food

Are your greens making you green? The Lake County Health Dept warns you to stay away from green vegetation.

The culprit clearly is the recent outbreak of cyclospora and salmonella. Or is it? Actually no. What you now need to steer clear of are toxic algae blooms:

'When in doubt, stay out': Experts warn about potential toxic algal blooms in local waters

Toxic algae blooms are nothing to sneeze at:

The Illinois Environmental Protection Agency says that the toxins can also cause rashes, lung irritations, digestive problems, headaches, lethargy and elevated liver enzymes in humans.
'When in doubt, stay out': Experts warn about potential toxic algal blooms in local waters

And the toxic algae has been spreading like wildflowers:

Reflecting Pool algae bloom is one of biggest recorded in years after $14M renovation

So just why did DOGE fire all of those CDC scientists and FDA inspectors last year? A spokesman for the Trump Whitehouse said: "If we want to make America healthy again, we're first going to need to make America very sick again."

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