Friday, July 6, 2018


Didn't You?
Did you know that 90% of voters when given an opportunity to vote for their township assessor, chose to sit that election out? Even more worrisome, there is another election scheduled, 4 months from now, on November 6. Don't people know that voting only encourages them to keep running?

If you are like your LakeCountyEye there is nothing you hate more than being governmental-body shamed into voting at someone's stupid election. The good news is you don't have to. Not if you have a legitimate excuse not to vote. Not to mention ten:
10 Absolutely Appropriate Grounds for
Sitting Out the 2018 General Election
  1. Fell in the Antioch Sinkhole.

  2. I'm Princess Nudelman.

  3. 3 Words: West Nile Virus

  4. I Don't Speak English, Capisce?

  5. Willard is My Pollwatcher.

  6. The Canadian National Train was Double Parked on the Tracks.

  7. Lake County Sheriff Mark Curran + Jeff Sessions = BFF
    ... Nuff Said!

  8. Totaled the Car on the Long Grove Covered Bridge.

  9. The 100-Year-Flood Ferry-Boat Shuttle-to-the-Poll Sank.

  10. The GOP Does Not Allow It.
Look for your LakeCountyEye trolling Lake County floodwaters near you.

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