If you are like your LakeCountyEye there is nothing you hate more than being governmental-body shamed into voting at someone's stupid election. The good news is you don't have to. Not if you have a legitimate excuse not to vote. Not to mention ten:
Look for your LakeCountyEye trolling Lake County floodwaters near you.
10 Absolutely Appropriate Grounds for 
Sitting Out the 2018 General Election
- Fell in the Antioch Sinkhole.
 - I'm Princess Nudelman.
 - 3 Words: West Nile Virus
 - I Don't Speak English, Capisce?
 - Willard is My Pollwatcher.
 - The Canadian National Train was Double Parked on the Tracks.
 - Lake County Sheriff Mark Curran + Jeff Sessions = BFF
 
... Nuff Said!- Totaled the Car on the Long Grove Covered Bridge.
 - The 100-Year-Flood Ferry-Boat Shuttle-to-the-Poll Sank.
 - The GOP Does Not Allow It.
 

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