QOTD: | How many guns does someone take home from an Illinois GOP fundraiser for a $25,000 donation? |
Answer: | Ask Peter Roskam. |
Legitimate businessman and US Vice President Mike Pence is in town to raise money for Peter Roskam:
On Friday, Pence is scheduled to return to the Midwest for an American First Policies tax event and a fundraiser in suburban Chicago. The vice president is advertised as the headliner for a fundraiser for Rep. Peter Roskam, whose district — carried by Hillary Clinton in 2016 — is the number one Democratic target in Illinois. An invitation to the fundraiser asks for a $25,000-a-couple donation.
Pence launches Midwest damage control mission
Roskam, Lake County's vestigial Congressman, no doubt needs the liquid assets to pay for some pricey, nautical-themed Internet ads:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPh61y6-Evq2H_RW2PAhe-nwUswr2jUOUmdjbEY-pHJiBY6NQSTai-Jxzm6JGA4CRgXI5MeredZ-Xx6nBFbCkanS99z6d0zS1-4QsUBO0qCjSxeBcwMf77YkfIDMiGrhngKaz5tA8_Ovic/s1600/roskamsislandfog.jpg)
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Note to Ops on the lookout for wealthy donors: Your LakeCountyEye has obtained an advance list of those potentates attending the Peter Roskam $25,000 fundraiser:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbHNoyTyXHngkoJmat9ITm7zCIqe6XM7FoV5qURlMcHWRBCnWD_dN2r5ajF93_1wvngEPhmCI8Smv0uvceW5LTPqapekiq36DgKIepygJCQgho5j3HyhISAV2bb2_dlq3keDOs0ZdBrNoQ/s1600/roskamporthole.jpg) "May I put you down for $25,000?" | ![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhglvGZlfymTDtujl2kYBZuDjvPCacvRuoQVwxQUYSYaN3xjjgUYOsPVZcKEcXlDUj_Q1WPHEHFhDB__clu_yXAuiU7shIkJzTcEVr2Y74S_yTjH7_8HXDuccVakDWc3jN0ziamZ6icb8J0/s1600/thurstonhowell.jpg) |
Even Mr Magoo could see that this is another hilarious LakeCountyEye Double Vision™! |
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