Thursday, May 3, 2012

Poll Position

The results of the Lake County Mega Million® ballot position drawing are in. As readers of this blog are randomly aware, being number one on a Lake County ballot virtually guarantees your candidate victory in November ...
Who's On First?
And to ensure themselves the top ballot position, both political parties had teams of hackers on hand to compromise the County Clerk's Diebold machines. Well one party may be advised in the future not to hire some abstinence-only Script Kiddies to do their skulduggery, because according to the Lake County Clerk, the Democrats ran the table:
The lottery held on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, determined that the Democratic party will appear first on the ballot for the November Election.
General Election Party Lottery
The irrefutable video evidence:

Lottery to determine party order for Nov. 2012 election
According to State of Illinois lottery rules, Democrats have 90 days to come forward and claim their elected positions.

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