Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The Santorium Emporium

Ha ha, it was only a few weeks ago that Rick Santorum's campaign for the GOP Presidential nomination was faring so poorly that it qualified for Federal food stamps. And as readers of this blog are thinly aware ...
The Santorum Post-Mortum
Your LakeCountyEye had some free advice for the Carmel High School alum & Lake County favorite son -- sweatervests may look good on garden gnomes, but not on candidates for national office:
... Mr Santorum, schedule some quality time at the Men's Wearhouse for a couple presidential looking suits!

But as it goes in most cycles, no candidate ever lost an election by ignoring your LakeCountyEye's advice. Santorum being no different, made a virtue of necessity and is now so far ahead in the polls that his sweatervest-o-centric campaign is picking out the matching drapes for the Oval Office.

As they say in politics, if you got it flaunt it. Official President-in-Waiting-Santorum sweatervests can be had for only a hundred bucks, and are available at Santorum's campaign website:
For a limited time, donate $100 or more using the form below, and we will send you an official Rick Santorum For President sweater vest. Perfect for demonstrating solidarity with true conservatives, this vest is a great way to show your support for Rick. It's 100% cotton, made in the USA, comes in grey, and is yours for your contribution of $100 or more. Don't let sleeves slow you down — donate today!
Get One Of Rick's Sweater Vests Now
Well, your LakeCountyEye is a convert:

Your LakeCountyEye
Note to ops: it seldom hurts to order XXL.

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