Sunday, June 13, 2010

A Not-Gay Republican Illinois Congressman

Is that Thurston Howell III & Lovey posing with Mary Ann at a Gilligan's Island cast reunion? Nope it's Illinois's very own Congressman Aaron Schock.

Here's the proof:
Schock is on the right.
Mary Ann is on the left.

The Gawker broke the story and first posted the razzle-dazzle image ...
A tipster sends along this miraculous photo—which is "jamming up the gay staff listserve" on Capitol Hill — of GOP Rep. Aaron Schock (right) at Tuesday night's White House picnic. Did he win any prizes? Click to enlarge.
Congressman's Outfit Making Gay Staffer Rounds on Capitol Hill
Schock, the Republican Congressman representing downstate & inbred Peoria, not surprisingly professes to be metrosexual heterosexual. Schock may be advised to vet future sartorial choices with staff. Note to Operatives: Anyone in public, and in that outfit, is serving whiskey sours at a Palm Springs spa. Just sayin!


Anonymous said...

"Inbred" Peoria? Classy. I'm no fan of Aaron Schock, but there's no reason to insult an entire city. (By the way, Peoria is bigger than any city in Lake County.)

Team America said...

Okay BB - tell the truth. Did you photoshop in the color of that belt, or is that for real?

Barney Baxter said...

hi Anon,
We kid because we love.

Barney Baxter said...

hi TA,
My copy of Photoshop doesn't have that shade of blue.

Team America said...

=== My copy of Photoshop doesn't have that shade of blue. ===

BB, I'm not sure it even exists in nature!