Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Employment Deployment

IL District 51 Representative & Fremont Township Assessor, Ed Sullivan Jr has been named to the House Bipartisan Job Creation Task Force. The News-Sun quotes Sullivan:
"We have double-digit unemployment here at home, and something needs to get done."
It's an open question how much of that double-digit unemployment is a consequence of double-dipping elected officials. But your LakeCountyEye digresses. The News-Sun reports that the Task Force will ...
hold hearings across the state and bring new ideas on how to attract and retain well-paying jobs.
Your LakeCountyEye is nothing if not civic-minded. As well as gainfully unemployed. Job seekers and task force deployees alike, you need look no farther than your LakeCountyEye. Your LakeCountyEye is an avid reader of the CraigsList -- Jobs section -- get your mind out of the gutter, peoples. Herewith are ten well-paying jobs the Job Creation Task Force can bring to Illinois:


New positions opening!
Voter Registrar

Lake County Clerk, Asian Carp Division
Bean Counter

Apply Eighth Congressional District
Video Game Designer

State of Illinois, Division of Video Poker
Red-Light Camera Operator

Route 53 Extension
Handwriting Analyst

Apply Vernon Township Democrats or Citizens for Cindy Hebda
Fact Checker

Contact: Andy Martin for US Senator
Fundraising Consultant

Apply Lake County Republican Federation
Contact: JoAnn Osmond, 976 Hillside Avenue, Antioch IL
847-838-6200, ask for Linda Pedersen

Earn more $$$ than a Lake County Board Commissioner!
... from the comfort of your basement ... and pajamas!

If it's good enough for Hef, it's good enough for your LakeCountyEye.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thought I saw Ed out in Mass. with Senator-elect Brown. Ed get back we need you.
If each elected official would hire an out of work relative, we could solve this unemployment thing.