Wednesday, December 24, 2025

You Can't Spell NEPOTISM Without Extra Help

hurry down the chimney tonight
Did you know that Santa Claus has a son-in-law named Morals? Morals Claus knows he will forever be in the shadow of his famous in-law. On the plus side, it doesn't matter if he is on the naughty list, come Christmas.

In related news, Joe Salvi. As readers of this blog are aware ...
Nepo Baby
Early this year, Joe Salvi was on the short-list to be appointed to the 26th Senate District.

Salvi is now on the Primary ballot for County Board 17, challenging the GOP incumbent. It goes without saying that it doesn't hurt that Salvi has a relative in the Illinois Republican Party leadership. In related news, the aforementioned incumbent Michael Danforth, recently withdrew from the ballot. It goes without saying that it doesn't hurt if the aforementioned relative is also the Chair of the Illinois Republican Party.

Kindly allow Your LakeCountyEye to close out the year with a holiday favorite, Nepo Baby:
Nepo Baby, don't play no politics
Just appoint him to Senate 26
Nepo Baby, Come on down to the head of the line.

Nepo Baby, no real Republican Party
Slates a State Senator named Darby
Nepo Baby, Come on down to the head of the line.

Nepo Baby, word from the political machine
He deserves County Board 17
Nepo Baby, Come on down to the head of the line.

Nepo Baby, 2026 and henceforth
It's the retirement party for Danforth
Nepo Baby, Come on down to the head of the line.
Happy Holidays.

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