Out of the Mouths of Children

Who needs the fat shot when you got Martin McLaughlin?

Backbench State Rep Martin McLaughlin wants to slash the Illinois budget:

Rep. Martin McLaughlin, Republican Lawmakers Unveil Over $5 Billion in Budget Savings

McLaughlin would implement the scheme by slashing summer school lunch programs:

Spend Less and Live Better

Kids these days are all too obese anyways, are they not?

Poor or disadvantaged children who rely on those school lunches can always attend one of Martin McLaughlin's fundraisers:

Note to Ops: You must be 21 or older if you're going to clutch hit the open bar.