Any Way You Want Meat

So a guy was going to the Mundelein outdoor cannabis festival but, atypical for a stoner, got lost. He ended up instead at the Mundelein Parks Meat Raffle. A vendor asked the guy if he would like to buy a raffle ticket for a smoked ham. The guy said he'd try anything once, but he would need 100 packs of rolling papers to smoke it.

HaHa, that joke has the added benefit of being true:

Mundelein Parks Foundation Meat Raffle Fundraiser

Of course, not everybody who attends a meat raffle is going to bring home some meat. But losers, it has been suggested, can always participate in the Lake County GOP gun raffle.

In other news, a missing persons alert has been filed for Tyson the Bison.