Thursday, August 11, 2022

The Revelator

An actual unretouched screencap from the Facebook page of an actual Lake County Congressional candidate:
What's THE REVELATOR? Nobody knows. And don't try asking Joe Severino. Nobody knows who he is.

Your LakeCountyEye did ask some experts at the Labor Dept. and got ten leads:
10 Occupations for The Revelator
  1. Revlon Products Door to Door Salesman

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Stunt Double

  3. Former Congressman Joe Walsh Stunt Double

  4. Long Grove Bridge Traffic Cop

  5. Golden Escalator Repairman

  6. Croupier: Waukegan Casino

  7. Russian Troll Farm

  8. Boat Sticker Inspector (Third Lake)

  9. The Butter Cow

  10. Comic Book Guy
Look for your LakeCountyEye in the Book of Revelations near you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maybe it means man who owes the IRS and Illinois Department of Revenue over $400k