Friday, December 4, 2020

The Great Weis Hope

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apocryphal Congressman Jim Oberweis wants a recount:
Jim Oberweis launches discovery recount effort in election that has Rep. Lauren Underwood winning by just 5,374 votes
Oberweis, despite failing to win in the 14th Congressional District, is not ready to throw in the towel. Why? Because the perennial candidate gonna do what the perennial candidates gonna do.

Government employees from DuPage, DeKalb, Kane, Kendall, Lake, McHenry and Will Counties may expect to spend their holidays recounting votes in a contest that Oberweis lost by more than 5,000 votes.

Note to election workers:  Make sure President-Elect Jim Oberweis is wearing a mask while he is breathing over your shoulder.


The Great Weis Hype said...

Just another wanna be public servant putting himself first at the expense of his would-be constituents displaying exactly why he is unfit for office and why voters voted against him. Mr. Extreme White needs to go back to milking cows.

Eddie said...

Hi Barney.

The requirements for public office are rather thin: age limit, residency and no criminal record. Σ(ಠ_ಠ)

Very few have won higher office without winning lower office first. (@_@)

Barney Baxter said...

Hi Eddie

Ballot name recognition is important, especially in down-ballot races.


Eddie said...

Hi Barney,

Yes, ballot name recognition is important.

Are Trump and Oberweis winning? Σ(ಠ_ಠ)

Barney Baxter said...

Hi Eddie

If you can believe Trump, they won.


Anonymous said...

President I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Hydroxychloraquine won the election like the world is flat. Or like the Kraken was unleashed in Georgia. Or like Rudy Poopy Pants Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt.

The narcissistic psycho is the evil Stuart Smalley. He looks in the mirror and relentlessly tells himself:

“I only lost because the election was rigged, and only against me, not against any Republican congressmen......and gosh darn it, people like me. Now let’s announce the grand opening of the White House tennis court during this country-crippling pandemic.”