Thursday, October 29, 2020

Spread the Love

This way to the egress.
Do you crave herd immunity? Are you looking for the next Lake County GOP super-spreader fundraiser where you can flaunt your anti-masker street cred? Well wait no more. The Lake County GOP super-spreader has come to you:
Lake County residents will no longer be able to dine indoors at a restaurant, gather inside at a bar or congregate in groups of more than 25 as of 12:01 a.m. Saturday because of surging cases of COVID-19 in Lake and McHenry counties.
COVID numbers prompt stoppage of indoor restaurant and bar service in Lake, McHenry counties; ‘We simply need to stay in'
COVID-19 positivity rates now exceed 8% in Lake County.  One spin doctor said: "Why go to the trouble of attending a GOP super-spreader event at some crowded restaurant when you can now catch COVID from the comfort of your home?"

Your LakeCountyEye will keep you apprised when further developments warrant.

3 comments:

Eddie said...

At first, I thought "Spread the Love" was reference to the infamous 'Woodstock' festival (1968). :-O *\0/*

Barney Baxter said...

Hi Eddie

Woodstock? Didn't I see you there?

-BB-

Eddie said...

Hu Barney,

Yes, you did. (+_+)