Thursday, October 29, 2020

Spread the Love

This way to the egress.
Do you crave herd immunity? Are you looking for the next Lake County GOP super-spreader fundraiser where you can flaunt your anti-masker street cred? Well wait no more. The Lake County GOP super-spreader has come to you:
Lake County residents will no longer be able to dine indoors at a restaurant, gather inside at a bar or congregate in groups of more than 25 as of 12:01 a.m. Saturday because of surging cases of COVID-19 in Lake and McHenry counties.
COVID numbers prompt stoppage of indoor restaurant and bar service in Lake, McHenry counties; ‘We simply need to stay in'
COVID-19 positivity rates now exceed 8% in Lake County.  One spin doctor said: "Why go to the trouble of attending a GOP super-spreader event at some crowded restaurant when you can now catch COVID from the comfort of your home?"

Your LakeCountyEye will keep you apprised when further developments warrant.


Eddie said...

At first, I thought "Spread the Love" was reference to the infamous 'Woodstock' festival (1968). :-O *\0/*

Barney Baxter said...

Hi Eddie

Woodstock? Didn't I see you there?


Eddie said...

Hu Barney,

Yes, you did. (+_+)