Sunday, October 25, 2020

Cheese Spreader

Stricken by the after-effects of their super-spreader fundraiser in Lake Forest, the Lake County Republicans held their next one in Wisconsin. Lake County GOP favorite son Mark Curran was observed in Janesville not wearing a mask, disregarding social distancing norms and in close proximity to P∅TUS -- the Patient Zero of the United States:
When asked what Curran -- an Illinois candidate for US Senate -- was doing north of the border so close to the election, a spokesman said: "There is scarcely a soul anywhere who did not vote early already. Our candidate had to go up to Wisconsin to find voters who haven't cast a ballot in Illinois."

Your LakeCountyEye will keep you apprised when further developments warrant.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ah, the stench of famundah cheese. Ex law enforcement chief of Lake County Illinois receives a call out reminiscent of the one to the Proud Boys from the f**ktard in Chief, support not only out of state but in the general area where cops claim they cannot afford body cameras and empty a clip into the back of an unarmed man before his kids. Same general area where armed vigilantes on video have admitted to working with area cops to “handle” area protesters pushed by cops towards the armed vigilantes. Same general area where a Lake County resident fascinated with cops decides to go looking for a reason to use an AR 15 against protesters. Same vigilante who months later has failed to be extradited from Lake County Illinois to Wisconsin to stand trial. Law and Order, my keester. These criminals stand for vigilante justice.