Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Helene of Trojans

Today's pop quiz puts your knowledge of testes to the test:
Men's Sperm Counts Are Dropping, and Scientists Don't Know Why
Helene Walsh knows why:
Too many women on birth control who no longer emit pheromones which would normally elicit sperm in men. It's elemental my dear Watson ... birds and bees.

Helene Walsh was selected from more than 20 other candidates to be Lake County's new District 51 State Rep. While Walsh's grasp of reproductive biology may not explain many things, it would explain why she was handed Nick Sauer's legislative seat:
Helene Miller Walsh, the wife of conservative radio host and former GOP U.S. Rep. Joe Walsh, has been picked to fill the state House vacancy of a former Republican lawmaker who stepped down after being accused of sending an ex-girlfriend's nude photos to other men online.
Helene Miller Walsh, wife of former U.S. Rep. Joe Walsh, replaces state rep accused of sharing ex's nude pics

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