Thursday, June 9, 2016

Paint Lake County Red

TRIGGER WARNING
This story contains disturbing Freudian images ...


The Women's Republican Club in Lake County have invited you to meet their GOP candidates:
The Women's Republican Club of Lake Forest & Lake Bluff and Shields, West Deerfield, Moraine & Vernon GOP Township Organizations will host local GOP candidates and invite voters to Paint Lake County Republican Red!
Comptroller Munger, Other Candidates at Gorton in Lake Forest June 9th
The event is being billed as a night to ...
Paint Lake County Republican Red
A memorable catch-phrase, the Lake County GOP might be tempted to adopt Paint Lake County Red as their 2016 campaign slogan. If they did, however, they would be in for an unpleasant surprise. Those literal-minded Lake County voters -- like your LakeCountyEye -- do not know what Paint Lake County Red means!

In a situation like this, would a picture be in order?

Your LakeCountyEye has not been disappointed. The Lake County Women's Republican Club posted an artist's rendition that shows just exactly what it means to Paint Lake County Red:

Women's Republican Club of Lake Forest-Lake Bluff
The forum will be held in Lake Forest on June 9th. It is unknown if actual pneumonia-stricken circus elephants will be on-hand to aerate the room. In any event, Operatives who plan to attend are advised to wear their raincoats.

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