You Can't Spell GOP Wthout K.O.

It has come to your LakeCountyEye's attention that there was an election on Tuesday. Who won?

HaHa. That giant hissing sound you hear is all of the steam leaking out of the MAGA bloc within the Lake County Republican Party. HaHa, j/k. Actually they are letting the air out of the tires from a truck under the Long Grove Bridge:

78 or 87? Long Grove bridge hit again

Every^* GOP office-holder lost their seat in Lake County. So expect to see a spike in the unemployment numbers there. Lake County GOP voters must be like their car keys, because the Republican candidates couldn't find them.

To be sure, it will be a rebuilding year for the Lake County GOP. Their chairwoman had this to say:

Attempts to reach Lake County Republican Central Committee Chair Dawn Abernathy were unsuccessful.
Democrats poised to take control of Lake County Board 17-2: 'A historic win'

In the GOP chairwoman's defense, cell service in Long Grove may be bad:

Note to Ops: Be sure to buckle up.

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* Within the margin of error.