A Fuel and its Money are Soon Parted

Question of the Day: How is a $5 coffee like $5 gasoline?

Answer: A $5 coffee will give you gas. While $5 gasoline is a cuppa Joe -- as in Joe Biden, the person responsible for the $5 gasoline:

JD Vance savagely attacks Joe Biden when asked about record gas prices

HaHa. Gas is way too expensive to spend idling your non-EV at a Lake County red light. Consider instead a Lake County roundabout, where your idle time is reduced to zero:

Lake County's affinity for roundabouts continues with three more to be built this summer
3 roundabouts in Lake County's 2026 construction program

For the record, 2 roundabouts are being built along the Wisconsin border.

A spokesman for the White House said: "If you run out of gas there, just flag yourself a lift from a border security vehicle."