Saturday, October 21, 2017

Mortality Tables: Round 2

Q:What did one table sponsor say to the other table sponsor at the Lake County Republican Gun Raffle & Dinner?
A:Mine's bigger than yours.

Haha, the Lake County GOP awarded their table sponsors firearms of different caliber based on size of contribution:

Table Sponsor $1,250
  • ​Ruger K10/22TD Takedown 22 LR
Concealed Carry Sponsor $1,500
  • Smith&Wesson M&P Shield 9mm
2nd Amendment Sponsor $2,000
  • Smith & Wesson M&P 15SPTII 223
Both State Senator Dan McConchie and Lake County Board Commissioner Nick Sauer bought $1,250 tables:

Lake County Republican Central Committee A-1 List

Lake County Republican Central Committee A-1 List

And while these $1,250 contributions put in the hands of Dan McConchie & Nick Sauer a formidable 22 caliber rifle ...
As readers of this blog are aware ...
Mortality Tables
A $2,000 contribution -- like one made by Howard Cooper, the Lake County Coroner -- would have brought home this take-no-prisoners assault weapon:
Note to Ops: If it's the zombie apocalypse that keeps you up at night, you need the bigger gun.

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