Friday, July 11, 2014

Go Abeshit

Watch where you step, MiniAbe is in Lake County!

Haha, MiniAbe is the President Abraham Lincoln action figure that the State of Illinois is selling for $29.99 over the cable stations:

Enjoy Illinois
And, your LakeCountyEye was told, MiniAbe has been spotted on and about Lake County:
Mini Abe is in the midst of a jam-packed week visiting the many attractions of Lake County, Illinois.
Lake County, Illinois Convention & Visitors Bureau
Operatives are encouraged to get in on the fun and tour Lake County with a MiniAbe of their own. At only $29.95, this is an exceptional opportunity to spend some quality time with a plastic figurine and at the same time help reduce the State deficit.

For those unsure about a suitable spot to take the MiniAbe out on a first date, here are 10 sure-fire destination suggestions:
Ten Fun Lake County Activities to Enjoy with MiniAbe
  1. Scoop the Loop in a Mini Coop

  2. Bungee Jump the Shortfall Over the Lake County Court Tower

  3. Miniature Golf at the Fort Sheridan Golf Course

  4. Run a Short Circuit Around the Zion Nuclear Plant

  5. Tend Mini Bar at the Lincolnshire Marriott Resort

  6. Have a Mini-Stroke Riding the Goliath

  7. Nude Sunbathe Petite Lake

  8. Ride a Waukegan Mini Bus to the Potawatomi Bingo Casino

  9. Float a Small Water Craft on the Advocate Good Shepherd Hospital Retention Pond

  10. Go Lowriding Down the Route 53 Extension
Look for your LakeCountyEye, shortly.

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