Independence Day is your LakeCountyEye's favorite federal holiday. Everyone gets to wave a flag and declare love-of-country and proclaim their patriotism, just like the real politicians do. And, of course, it is a once-in-a-year opportunity to risk life or limb for the sake of 5 or 10 minutes of pyrotechnic tomfoolery.
With the Fourth of July nigh, your LakeCountyEye has surveyed the theater of operations and compiled a list of the best fireworks available on Lake County's black-powder market. They can be counted on the fingers of at least two hands:
Look for your LakeCountyEye, throwing bombs.
Lake County's Ten Most Awesomest 2013 Fourth of July Fireworks ![]()
1. The Route 53 Explosion ![]()
2. The Rockets Red Light Camera Glare ![]()
3. The Zion Nuclear Bomb ![]()
4. The Traditional Marriage Underminer
Available in Rep District 51![]()
5. The Route 83 M-80 ![]()
6. Six Conflagrations Over Great America ![]()
7. The Navy Seal of Disapproval
Available in Waukegan![]()
8. Bangs Lake ![]()
9. Lake County Emergency Management Agency Dirty Bomb ![]()
10. The AR-15 Assault Rifle
Not Available in Highland Park, Deerfield, North Chicago
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