Thursday, October 15, 2009

Dirty Tricks Or Treats?

Can it be, Halloween is just two weeks off? Your LakeCountyEye hasn't even begun to think about this year's trick-or-treat get-up. Hard knocks have taught that a good Halloween costume is all the difference when it comes to bringing home the Halloween goodies. Your LakeCountyEye learned this valuable lesson trick-or-treating one year as an overnight anonymous-lit dropper.

Your LakeCountyEye is a firm believer in gathering all the oppo possible. And every projection indicates there will be a crowded field of competitors out there October 31, jostling for that never sufficient cache of Snickers & Butter Nut Crunch Bars. Your LakeCountyEye has reliable advance intel on what some trick-or-treaters will be wearing this Halloween. Here's your exclusive sneak peak:

Maria Rodriguez
Eighth Congressional District Candidate
will be
trick-or-treating as ...
Eighth District Congresswoman
Melissa Bean?

Terry Link
Lieutenant Governor Candidate
will be
trick-or-treating as ...
Former Lieutenant Governor
Pat Quinn?

Mark Kirk
US Senate Candidate
will be
trick-or-treating as ...
Movie Star
Macaulay Culkin?

Lisa Stone
Buffalo Grove Trustee
will be
trick-or-treating as ...
Mistress of the Dark

1 comment:

Matt said...

I knew Kirk reminded me of someone! Thanks for the tip. I'll never think of Kirk in any other way now.

McCaulay Kirk!