Wednesday, December 24, 2025

You Can't Spell NEPOTISM Without Extra Help

hurry down the chimney tonight
Did you know that Santa Claus has a son-in-law named Morals? Morals Claus knows he will forever be in the shadow of his famous in-law. On the plus side, it doesn't matter if he is on the naughty list, come Christmas.

In related news, Joe Salvi. As readers of this blog are aware ...
Nepo Baby
Early this year, Joe Salvi was on the short-list to be appointed to the 26th Senate District.

Salvi is now on the Primary ballot for County Board 17, challenging the GOP incumbent. It goes without saying that it doesn't hurt that Salvi has a relative in the Illinois Republican Party leadership. In related news, the aforementioned incumbent Michael Danforth, recently withdrew from the ballot. It goes without saying that it doesn't hurt if the aforementioned relative is also the Chair of the Illinois Republican Party.

Kindly allow Your LakeCountyEye to close out the year with a holiday favorite, Nepo Baby:
Nepo Baby, don't play no politics
Just appoint him to Senate 26
Nepo Baby, Come on down to the head of the line.

Nepo Baby, no real Republican Party
Slates a State Senator named Darby
Nepo Baby, Come on down to the head of the line.

Nepo Baby, word from the political machine
He deserves County Board 17
Nepo Baby, Come on down to the head of the line.

Nepo Baby, 2026 and henceforth
It's the retirement party for Danforth
Nepo Baby, Come on down to the head of the line.
Happy Holidays.

Friday, December 19, 2025

Political Silence

There is no truth to the rumor that Tosi Ufodike has a new campaign song:
To-To-Tosi Goodbye
HaHa. As readers of this blog are aware ...
Challenge Accepted
Tosi Ufodike was removed from the 2026 GOP Primary (IL House District 51), because of an incorrectly filed Statement of Economic Interest.

Ufodike nominating petitions were filed on Oct 27, the first day. Afterwards copies of the petition were requested by 13 individuals. Lori Smith filed nominating petitions for the same office on Nov 3, the last day to file. Smith then filed an objection to Ufodike candidacy on Nov 10, which was successful:

Illinois State Board of Elections Board Meeting Dec 9, 2025
Now, during all of this, had Tosi Ufodike resubmitted a Statement of Economic Interest to the Secretary of State, she would be on the ballot today. With all those smart guys looking at Ufodike's petitions, why didn't someone say something?

Nobody knows.

Monday, December 15, 2025

Challenge Accepted

Lake County GOP favorite son Tosi Ufodike will be the State Rep District 51 candidate in the Primary next year. At least, that's what they say at the Friends of Tosi Ufodike:
But as the Brainiac said to the zombie apocalypse, "not so fast there". On Dec 9, Tosi Ufodike was removed from the ballot:
Republican Tosi Ufodike of Hawthorn Woods will be removed from the ballot in the 51st House District. She filed her Statement of Economic Interest with the Lake County Clerk and not the Secretary of State.
Board of Elections Begins Candidate Removals
For the record, having been thrown off the ballot may result in some awkward moments during your election night victory party.

The good news is you can still make a donation to the Tosi Ufodike campaign:
Note to Ops: This is the one page on your website that will never need to be taken down.

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Post Dox

An ambulance receipt was posted on the McHenry County Blog. This is a (blurred) copy of the image:
For the record, ambulance receipts are protected health information (PHI) and these are covered by Federal HIPPA statutes (Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act) ...
Health Information Privacy
Note to Ops: Your protected health information belongs to you and in the wrong hands could be used against your interests. Never put your PHI on the Internet. Your PHI won't be very much protected if you're seeing it on even the McHenry County Blog.

Friday, December 5, 2025

Chemical Absorption

shock and koala
There is good news and bad news.

The good news is the Southlake Mosquito Abatement District has been dissolved and you no longer have to worry about being run down after dark by their insecticide trucks:
While the Southlake Mosquito Abatement District — the last of its kind in Lake County — has been dissolved
Lake County mosquito abatement district dissolved, to merge: 'This consolidation will increase efficiency … and lower taxes'
The bad news is that the Southlake Mosquito Abatement District will be consolidated with the North Shore Mosquito Abatement District:
The Southlake District board voted Monday to dissolve the district and begin the first steps toward annexation into the North Shore Mosquito Abatement District to the south.
Lake County mosquito abatement district dissolved, to merge: 'This consolidation will increase efficiency … and lower taxes'
So now, not only will you have to worry about being run down by the insecticide trucks, but the trucks will be driven by guys coming from Cook County.

A spokesman for the Environment said: "You might as well lower the gate. I am through."