Saturday, April 20, 2024

Stand-in Somebody Else's Shoe

When you gamble with safety you bet your life.
No doubt about it, the writing was on the wall. The McHenry County man who shot himself in the foot now has established a farm team:
A Mundelein-area teen who initially claimed to be the victim of a drive-by shooting actually shot himself in the leg by accident, authorities said Sunday.
Sheriff: Reported drive-by shooting victim accidentally shot himself
A spokesman said: "Do you have the right stuff to be a McHenry County man who shot himself in the foot™? All you need are a firearm and an itchy trigger finger."

Farm team applicants are asked to attend the Mundelein outdoor cannabis festival. Where they will obtain valuable experience at misfiring their weapons.

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