Sunday, February 20, 2022

Take the Money and Run

looks like a million dollars
Good news, today's pop quiz is multiple choice:

Q: Why did Uline move its headquarters in Lake County 20 miles north to Wisconsin?
  1. For the highly educated and skilled workforce?
  2. For the warm and sunny climate?
  3. For the cheddar?
HaHa, Uline owner and Lake County moneybags Richard Uihlein donated $1,000,000 to Darren Bailey.

Uihlein made the generous donation because Darren Bailey is a Republican candidate for Illinois Governor.

In related news, Lake County Clerk Robin O'Connor announced that she not only will be switching parties -- from Democrat to Republican -- but she now will be running for Illinois Governor instead of County Clerk.

Your LakeCountyEye will keep you apprised when further developments warrant.

2 comments:

Team America said...

So, BB, Robin O'Connor switching parties is really eating at you, huh? Rest assured that Lake County elections will be fair and secure no matter what Robin's party affiliation is.

Barney Baxter said...

Hi TA

Long time, no see.

To answer your question, I attribute it to laziness.

I prefer to go where the jokes write themselves.

-BB-