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If you want to live to 100, then follow this rule. The rule is simple and -- now that the Trump budget will cancel the health insurance on 17 million Americans -- truer now than ever before:

You can never be too rich or too thin.

Of course, barring either, you can always opt for being too high. Particularly, when in Mundelein:

Mundelein expands available dispensary licenses ahead of proposed pot shop

For the record, Mundelein is home to the State's only annual outdoor cannabis fest. Why? Because Mundelein.

Note to Ops: Be sure to stockpile your prescription meds and medical marijuana now, before the federal government takes away your Medicaid.