Friday, June 9, 2023

Bear Witness

It's official, the Bears are moving to Lake County!

As readers of this blog are aware ...
Do Bears Split-T in the Woods?
the Chicago Bears are itching to buy Lake County's unused Forest Preserves to build their new stadium.

Well, quicker than a day-old bran muffin from Taco Bell, one of the Bears was recognized this week, in Gurnee sniffing around:

Bear spotted in Gurnee
If this Bear left a calling card, it was dropped in the woods, as is their wont.

Tyson the Bison was unavailable for comment.

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