Thursday, January 6, 2022

The Barmy of Avon

Take a pillax.
Public health officials have issued a warning alert for Avon Township. Residents there are being asked to refrain from discharging their firearms into the ground. It would appear that Avon Township is accumulating too much lead in its groundwater.

Your LakeCountyEye will keep you apprised when further developments warrant.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Apparently those residents are dumb enough to not only risk a ricochet injury, they are wasting expensive ammunition.