Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Downtown Townhall

Whoever said that Peter Roskam is allergic to townhall meetings may be using the wrong inhaler. Your LakeCountyEye has received an invitation to a townhall from Peter Roskam (Lake County's vestigial Congressman):

An Evening wth Speaker Paul D. Ryan
One spokesman said: "The Speaker of the House Paul Ryan and the Illinois GOP delegation have been invited. This townhall is temporarily on-hold while Peter Roskam and these men pursue their historic vote to repeal ObamaCare!"
Spokesman #2 said: "Tickets range from $1000 to $50,000 -- which we think should work well within the budget of every Sixth Congressional District constituent!"
Spokesman #3 said: "The townhall will be held at an undisclosed location. If you get lost, just look for a throng of demonstrators protesting in front of the Chicago Club @ 81 East Van Buren St in downtown Chicago!"
Spokesman #4 said: "No health insurance?  No worries.  A full staff of trained cardiologists will be on premises -- along with the necessary resuscitation equipment.  So be sure to come hungry!"

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