Mortality Tables: Round 2

Q:	What did one table sponsor say to the other table sponsor at the Lake County Republican Gun Raffle & Dinner?
A:	Mine's bigger than yours.

Haha, the Lake County GOP awarded their table sponsors firearms of different caliber based on size of contribution:

Table Sponsor $1,250

• ​Ruger K10/22TD Takedown 22 LR

Concealed Carry Sponsor $1,500

• Smith&Wesson M&P Shield 9mm

2nd Amendment Sponsor $2,000

• Smith & Wesson M&P 15SPTII 223

Both State Senator Dan McConchie and Lake County Board Commissioner Nick Sauer bought $1,250 tables:


Lake County Republican Central Committee A-1 List


Lake County Republican Central Committee A-1 List


And while these $1,250 contributions put in the hands of Dan McConchie & Nick Sauer a formidable 22 caliber rifle ...

As readers of this blog are aware ...

Mortality Tables

A $2,000 contribution -- like one made by Howard Cooper, the Lake County Coroner -- would have brought home this take-no-prisoners assault weapon:

Note to Ops: If it's the zombie apocalypse that keeps you up at night, you need the bigger gun.