Sunday, May 15, 2016

One No Trump

sample ballotIf you see Robert Dold with a sharpened #2 pencil, he is heading to the voting booth. That's because Dold -- Lake County's serial congressman -- says he will write-in his choice for President:
Dold plans to write in a presidential candidate when he votes in November, although he hasn't decided who it will be.
House Republicans fear Trump effect
Dold can opt to go rogue and write-in a candidate, but the task is easier said than done. Your LakeCountyEye recalls one Operative who, after given a ballot that said ...
write in, if any
... wrote in:
if any
A write-in is usually a protest vote, but a good protest candidate is hard to come by. Mickey Mouse has been written-in a million times already, and -- note to Representative Dold -- anyone who does risks getting hit by Disney with a copyright suit.

Of course choosing a write-in candidate not on a preselected list is a job in itself -- simply because the eeny meeny miny moe voting system doesn't work here. So to get the upper hand, sources tell your LakeCountyEye that Robert Dold has already narrowed the field down to a shortlist of ten:
Robert Dold's
Best 10 Write-In Candidates
for President
  1. Lizard People

  2. Bill the Cat

  3. Ted Nugent

  4. Brad Schneider

  5. Deez Nuts

  6. Bob Dole

  7. The Orkin Man

  8. Nobody

  9. Bernie Sanders

  10. Donald J Trump
Don't forget to write-in your LakeCountyEye at a poll near you.

No comments: