Sunday, September 28, 2014

Tryon Your Hand At It

With the 2014 election season in full swing, your LakeCountyEye has been busier than a growth-hormone-fed rooster in a backyard chicken coop. Whenever freetime is available, your LakeCountyEye can be found searching the Internet for ...
Haha, your LakeCountyEye discovered that if you Google "ILLINOIS" & "CHEAP LEVITRA" & "VIAGRA ONLINE WITHOUT PRESCRIPTION" & "BUY CIALIS IN AUSTRALIA", a local elected official will appear at the top of your search results:

These Google hits link to Mike Tryon, the former Chair of the McHenry County GOP, and a current State Representative. Operatives who follow the links to Tryon's website will not be disappointed:

Your LakeCountyEye got a screencap of Tryon's website, above.  The tiny mousetype in the corners may be hard to read, so your LakeCountyEye blew up some insets. Tyron's website bears links galore to cheap Internet Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, and more!

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Be sure to visit Tryon's website with Internet Explorer if you want to see for yourself the links to those magic erectile dysfunction pills.

Your LakeCountyEye has long been searching for an unobtrusive way to monetize this blog and turn it into a moneymaking cash cow. Well thanks to State Rep Mike Tryon, your LakeCountyEye now knows how it is done.

Note to ops: this is a closely guarded secret to be held between you and your LakeCountyEye. It is not known what would arise if the McHenryCountyBlog ever found out.

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