Dump and Dumper

If U.S. President Donald J Trump's poll numbers are in the outhouse that may be because he's been taking a lot of crap, lately, from the lamestream media fake news.

At first flush, Trump was the butt of this Saturday Night Live joke ...

Trump: I sit on every chair like it's a toilet.

"I sit on every chair like it's a toilet."#SNLLiveCoastToCoast pic.twitter.com/dhVldhnBCF

— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) May 14, 2017

Crack reporter, Anderson Cooper was next to pile on.  He let rip with ...

If Trump took a dump on his desk, you'd defend it.

Anderson Cooper tells Jeffrey Lord: "If (Trump) took a dump on his desk, you'd defend it" https://t.co/eoDxfEWswC pic.twitter.com/pulkG3RaHt

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) May 20, 2017

Perhaps unable to hold it in, it was then Congressman Peter Roskam who, in the end, unloaded on Trump ...

Cong. Roskam Tells Trump: Dump Your Tweeting

Peter Roskam is a number-two also-ran for the Republican US Congressional leadership. One spokesman said: "Anyone who says Mr Roskam is in the tank for Donald Trump is talking out of their ass."