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Friday, June 20, 2025

The Road Not Taken

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So a guy is lost and ends up on the Amstutz Expressway. He stops at a gas station to get directions. He says "How do I get to Chicago...
Sunday, June 15, 2025

The Hits Just Keep on Coming

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Stop your LakeCountyEye if you've heard this one before: So, some guy who is driving a truck crashes into the Long Grove bridge. HaHa....
Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Be the YOU You've Always Been

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This is someone you know, a friend or relative, even. He wants to pass for normal and presents an identity well within the bounds of conve...
Thursday, June 5, 2025

Aim for the Stars

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The McHenry County Man who shot himself in the foot is lucky to be alive. That's because the McHenry County Man who discharged his wea...
Saturday, May 31, 2025

Nothing Secesses Like Secession

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Dust off your Confederate monuments, today's quiz tests your knowledge of the Civil War: Q: Which legal precept enabled West Virg...
Monday, May 26, 2025

THC TBD

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The final exam, this term, covers sociology. Those who fail will be held over for summer school: Q: What's the difference betwee...
Wednesday, May 21, 2025

Pickleball Tournament (18+)

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Pickleball Tournament (18+)
Saturday, May 17, 2025

Out of the Mouths of Children

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Who needs the fat shot when you got Martin McLaughlin? Backbench State Rep Martin McLaughlin wants to slash the Illinois budget: Rep. Mar...
Monday, May 12, 2025

Park Beautification Day

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Gurnee Park District Park Beautification Day
Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Crash Course

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The latest statistics are in: On average, someone crashes into the Long Grove bridge once every week. A spokesman for some non-fictitious a...
Friday, May 2, 2025

Bonfire & Brews – Food Truck Frenzy

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Bonfire & Brews – Food Truck Frenzy
Monday, April 28, 2025

Any Way You Want Meat

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So a guy was going to the Mundelein outdoor cannabis festival but, atypical for a stoner, got lost. He ended up instead at the Mundelein Pa...
Thursday, April 24, 2025

School's Out

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Did you hear the one about the student who dreamed one night he had to take the ACT college entrance exam? But in the dream he didn't ...
Sunday, April 20, 2025

Viking Park Community Meeting

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Viking Park Community Meeting
Tuesday, April 15, 2025

The Unidentified Lending Library

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Of the public libraries in Lake County, not one can hold a candle to the Unidentified Lending Library . The Unidentified Lending Library of...
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