Lake County Eye

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Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Roger That

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It has come to your LakeCountyEye's attention that there will be a US Senate election in Illinois. Who knew? It is also unknown, as of ...
Friday, September 26, 2025

I Don't Care What the Newspapers Say about Me as Long as They Spell My Name Right

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Darren Bailey and Aaron Del Mar may be the first rhyming couplet running for Governor of Illinois. That could explain how Aaron Del Mar got...
Sunday, September 21, 2025

The Pink Peter Strikes Again

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An actual unretouched screencap from the Lake County Gazette , Lake County's #1 fakenews source: Palatine GOP doyenne Aaron Del Mar spi...
Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Bonfire & Brews: A Taste of Gurnee

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Bonfire & Brews: A Taste of Gurnee (21+)
Thursday, September 11, 2025

Unsolicited ICE

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ICE agents billeted at North Chicago have been sent to Milwaukee to raid the Potawatomi Hotel & Casino , your LakeCountyEye has learned...
Saturday, September 6, 2025

The Fortress of ICE

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The Question of the Day traces its origin back to an early 20th Century joke: Q: Is the iceman coming? A: No, but if you hum a few bars ...
Monday, September 1, 2025

A Love of Labor

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Labor Day is not simply the unofficial end of summer. Labor Day was originally established to commemorate the unionization of surrogate mo...
Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Off the Track

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The exploding bomb-train has regularly failed to explode in Waukegan. A panel of industry experts recently were able to identify the root-...
Friday, August 22, 2025

EXTRA: Exterminator Extinguished

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If Voldemort Vladimir Putin can be persuaded to end his war of attrition on the Ukraine population, can the South Lake Mosquito Abatement ...
Sunday, August 17, 2025

No Ifs Ands or Bots

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Don't laugh, AI wrote this joke. HaHa, something else that AI should not be monkeying with is psychoanalysis. According to the Lake C...
Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Trickle-Down Theory

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Summer safety tip: When grilling outdoors, be careful with that petition you've been asked to sign. While Illinois nominating petitions...
Thursday, August 7, 2025

Gurnee Days 2025

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Gurnee Days 2025
Saturday, August 2, 2025

Curses, FOIAed Again

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So, you got a burning desire to knee-cap the Deep State, but your name is not Elon Musk. Do not despair. Turn off that chainsaw, and fill...
Monday, July 28, 2025

Run Short

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Have you ever had this awkward conversation? They come into your room and say they have bad news.  They say it is going to have to be shor...
Wednesday, July 23, 2025

The Pen is Triter than the Sword

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Besides writing laughable ledes for political blogs, did you know that AI can also be used to draw political cartoons? That, at least, is ...
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