Saturday, December 30, 2017

In Mexico What is the Word for AWOL?

treasurer hunt
Will Lake County Treasurer David Stolman (Republican) be saying Merry Christmas, now that Donald J Trump has declared that we can all say Merry Christmas again? One thing is certain, those who will not be saying Merry Christmas are the Treasurer's employees and staff. The Treasurer's Office ...
had been swamped with an unprecedented number of property owners seeking to prepay their property taxes so they can take advantage of a federal tax deduction set to be rolled back as part of the tax bill Congress approved earlier this month. Lines have been out the door with wait times of 45 to 60 minutes, and they've received more than 2,000 phone calls each day this week
Lake County continues accepting property tax prepayments in wake of tax code overhaul
The new GOP Tax Bill eliminates the property tax deduction on payments made after 2017; and all but guaranteed that the Lake County Treasurer's office would be working overtime and long holiday hours this week.

One person not inconvenienced by the new GOP Tax Bill was Lake County Treasurer David Stolman (Republican). Sources tell your LakeCountyEye that Stolman was nowhere to be seen this holiday week, despite his office being flooded by testy taxpayers.

Don't bother looking for Stolman's name in the story cited above. It was an executive assistant to the Lake County Treasurer who took the Tribune's call.

Where was the no-show Lake County Treasurer? If anybody knows, they're not telling your LakeCountyEye. It's as if the County Building in Waukegan was a David-Stolman-Free Zone.

Note to Ops: If you happen to see David Stolman, anywhere, be sure to wish him a Merry Christmas. Or a Feliz Navidad. Or a whatever.

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Tax Holidays

Nice Stache
The Lake County Census Bureau missed a bet. Everyone from Lake County was in Waukegan this week, to pay their 2018 property taxes in advance. According to the News-Sun ...
Long lines winding through the lobby of the Lake County courthouse are the result of property owners hoping to take advantage of a federal tax deduction set to be rolled back.
Due to unprecedented interest, Lake County opens up online property tax prepayments
The new GOP Tax Bill will eliminate the property tax deduction on payments made after 2017. This added up to those long lines at the County Building this week, into the Treasurer's office. How long were those lines? So long that people made a few extra bucks by renting out their homes to Airbnb while they waited. One homeowner told your LakeCountyEye: "I got plenty of red tape to trim the Christmas tree now!"

Lake County vestigial Congressman Peter Roskam, who sits on the House Ways & Means Committee, is a principal architect of the new Tax Bill. A spokesman issued a statement: "The law includes a provision where anyone who waits in line to pay their property tax before the Dec 29 deadline automatically casts an early vote against Peter Roskam in the 2018 election. So none of you people have to bother with voting against Congressman Roskam next November."

Your LakeCountyEye will keep you apprised when further developments warrant.

Sunday, December 24, 2017

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

Make Christmas Great Again
Legitimate Businessman. President of the United States. And now Televangelist. Donald J Trump has tweeted that we're all saying Merry Christmas again.

And this means you, you losers at the U.N.:
Merry Christmas!
Amharic መልካም ገና
Arabic عيد ميلاد سعيد
Armenian Շնորհավոր Սուրբ Ծնունդ
Azerbaijani Milad bayramınız mübarək
Bengali মরিচ ক্রিসমাস
Bosnian sretan božić
Chichewa Khrisimasi yabwino
Chinese 圣诞快乐
Croatian sretan Božić
Gujarati મેરી નાતાલ
Hausa m Kirsimeti
Hindi क्रिसमस की बधाई
Hmong zoo siab Christmas
Igbo ezi ekeresimesi
Indonesian Selamat Natal
Kannada ಮೆರ್ರಿ ಕ್ರಿಸ್ಮಸ್
Kazakh рождество құтты болсын
Khmer រីករាយ​ថ្ងៃ​បុណ្យ​ណូអែល
Korean 메리 크리스마스
Kurdish Kirîstmas piroz be
Kyrgyz Рождество майрамы менен
Macedonian среќен Божиќ
Malagasy tratry ny krismasy
Malay Selamat Hari Natal
Malayalam സന്തോഷകരമായ ക്രിസ്മസ്
Maori koa Kirihimete
Marathi मेरी ख्रिसमस
Mongolian баярын зул сар
Burmese ပျော်ရွှင်သောခရစ္စမတ်ဖြစ်ပါစေ
Nepali क्रिसमस मनपर्छ
Pashto کرسمس مو مبارک
Persian کریسمس مبارک
Punjabi ਮੇਰੀ ਕਰਿਸਮਸ
Russian счастливого Рождества
Samoan manuia le kirisimasi
Serbian срећан Божић
Sesotho kereseme e monate
Shona kisimusi yakanaka
Sindhi ميري ڪرسمس
Sinhala සුබ නත්තලක්
Slovenian vesel božič
Somali christmas faraxsan
Spanish Feliz Navidad
Sundanese Wilujeng Natal
Swahili Krismasi ya furaha
Tajik мавлуди Исо муборак
Tamil கிறிஸ்துமஸ் வாழ்த்துக்கள்
Telugu క్రిస్మస్ శుభాకాంక్షలు
Thai สุขสันต์วันคริสต์มาส
Turkish mutlu Noeller
Ukrainian щасливого Різдва
Urdu میری کرسمس
Uzbek Rojdestvo bilan
Vietnamese Giáng sinh vui vẻ
Xhosa Ikrismesi emnandi
Yoruba ikini ọdun keresimesi
Zulu Jabulela Ukhisimusi
Note to Ops: Seasons Greetings!

Thursday, December 21, 2017

Fly Me to the Moon

Does the Creepy Tribune Cartoonist™ want a Rhinoceros for Christmas? He definitely likes to draw pictures of the endangered rhino -- for no apparent reason:

Launch of the Tax Bill
One thing is certain, last Sunday the Chicago Tribune Creepy Cartoonist™ was watching 60 Minutes:

Saving rhino with helicopters
An effort to conserve a species has rhinos flying high ... and upside down
Conservationists in Africa are airlifting Rhinoceroses to safe preserves, before the species is completely wiped out by poachers. More than a 1/4 of the planet falsely believes that rhinoceros horn has medicinal properties.

For the record: Rhinoceros horn does not cure erectile dysfunction.

Just sayin!

Monday, December 18, 2017

Humbug

Unless your name is Ebenezer Scrooge, it's that most wonderful time of the year. And your LakeCountyEye has compiled a helpful checklist:
Seasonal Decorations
Holiday Gifts
File an Objection to Your Opponent's Nominating Petition
Haha, the Lake County Election Board met this week to hear ballot objections. According to the Daily Herald:
A challenge to the nominating petitions of a Lake County Board candidate was upheld and another overruled Friday, and a candidate in a third county board race withdrew. The Lake County Election Commission completed two hearings Friday.
2 candidates gone after challenges in Lake County Board races
Sharpeyed operatives will recall that an Illinois statute created the Lake County Election Commission back in 2013. And a lawsuit filed by Lake County Board Chairman Aaron Lawlor killed the Lake County Election Commission soon after.

Note to Ops: Like Marley's ghost, the Lake County Election Commission is back from the dead.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Net Neutrality We Hardly Knew Ye

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Your LakeCountyEye will keep you apprised when further developments warrant.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Sente in the Clowns

In Lake County there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and the Lake County Gazette.

Haha, here is an actual unretouched screencap from Lake County's #1 fake news source, the Lake County Gazette:

Marko Sukovic is running in House District 59 against Rep. Carol Sente (D-Vernon Hills). The district includes Mundelein, Vernon Hills and Wheeling.
Sente opponent calls for further discussion on sanctuary state policy
Even though he is a State Rep candidate in District 59, nobody's ever heard of Marko Sukovic. But the big question remains: Who is Carol Sente?

There's nobody on the ballot for State Rep District 59 who goes by that name:

Illinois State Board of Elections
Note to Ops at the Lake County Gazette: When you outsource your News Division to Russian web bots, you get what you pay for.

Monday, December 11, 2017

Despicable Pete

Legitimate businessman and U.S. President Donald J Trump wants payback. Trump aims to raise taxes on those big urban states that did not vote for him -- like Illinois, New York, California.

One Golden State blogger noticed:
On December 4, 2017, Peter Roskam of Wheaton, Illinois, has been picked as one of the negotiators by Congressman Paul Ryan for the notorious "tax bill and jobs act", passed by the House and Senate recently, that screws the poor and middle class, by giving massive tax breaks to corporations and the filthy rich.
Despised Peter Roskam of Wheaton picked for notorious tax bill negotiations
Peter Roskam, it goes without saying, is one of those minions burning the midnight oil to ensure that Trump's tax bill becomes law before Christmas.

While Roskam is Lake County's vestigial Congressman, few people know that he is also a familiar face in California -- where he had a co-starring role in the Hollywood blockbuster Despicable Me:

Pete

RePete
For the love of Pete, not another hilarious LakeCountyEye Double Vision™!
Note to Ops: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Let the Chips Fall Where they May

It goes without saying that politics is a lot like comedy. If you aren't getting any laughs, you can always work dirty.

This may explain the political cartoon this week inked by the Creepy Chicago Tribune Cartoonist™:

Rauner vs Ives

Or go apeshit?
Is that a shiteating grin on your face or is this is just another hilarious LakeCountyEye Double Vision™?
Note to Ops: Even though the Tribune Creepy Cartoonist™ must resort to bathroom humor, that is no thumbs up for you to go ahead and sling mud.

Now go scat!

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Caesarian Delivery

Q: Cur transire ad Rubiconem pullum? A: Ut ad alterum latus.
The massive GOP JackPot Tax Cut is riding a business-class ticket straight to President Donald J Trump's desk. And among the Bill's authors, Lake County vestigial Congressman Peter Roskam is bullish on the uptick:
U.S. Rep. Peter Roskam said Monday the Republican-led House and Senate have "crossed the Rubicon" by passing separate overhauls of the tax code and predicted lawmakers soon would bridge gaps between the two versions.
Roskam: Republicans have 'crossed the Rubicon' with tax overhaul plans
Up and down Lake County, the big question is: "Who are the big winners?" The answer, of course, is: low income middle class wealthy taxpayers.

Haha, j/k. The big question actually is: "Huh -- what's a Rubicon?"

A $64,000 question, to be more precise. So your LakeCountyEye asked the top 1% of the top 1% and you would be surprised to hear what gives. All 10 of them:
Ten Timely Investment Vehicles
for Some of Those
Hard Earned Rubicons
Do Not Delay!
  1. Rubicon Yachts

  2. Rubicon Venture Capital

  3. Gurkha Black Ops Rubicon Cigars

  4. Rubicon Fund Management LLP

  5. Rubicon Estate Winery

  6. Rubicon International Services

  7. Rubicon Wealth Management, LLC

  8. Rubicon Minerals

  9. Rubicon Mortgage Fund, LLC

  10. Rubicon Republican Party
Look for your LakeCountyEye crossing that whatchamacallit near you.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Iran Nuclear Deal: Is War Back on the Table?


Adlai Stevenson Center on Democracy
Trita Parsi, founder and President of the National Iranian American Council, will speak on the current status of the Iran nuclear agreement reached in 2015 between that country and the US, United Kingdom, Russia, France, China and Germany.
  • Sunday
    December 10, 2017
    2:00 pm
  • The Stevenson Center on Democracy
    25200 N St Mary's Rd
    Mettawa (Libertyville), IL 60048
    773-281-0378
  • $15
    (Students Free)

Monday, December 4, 2017

Jill Wine-Banks Keynote Awards Dinner

The Watergate scandal resulted in 69 government officials being charged and 48 were found guilty. That was 45 years ago, back when we had a President who could say things like "When the president does it that means that it is not illegal."

This is a chance to see one of the Watergate Federal prosecutors.


Watergate Prosecutor and MSNBC Contributor
Jill Wine-Banks to Keynote
Local Democrats' Annual Awards Dinner