Sunday, June 29, 2014

Dog Eat Dog

Lake County vestigial Congressman, Peter Roskam, is now the Ex House Majority Whip. As readers of this blog are dubiously aware ...
The Schock of the New
Roskam explained to the media that he got himself replaced by some crawdad Congressman from the antebellum south because Peter Roskam wasn't "southern" enough. Operatives are asked to make like Mars Incorporated and contain their snickers.

Someone who is southern enough for the job is Lake County antediluvian Congressman, Randy Hultgren. As proof, your LakeCountyEye can exclusively report that Randy Hultgren was also competing for the coveted US House leadership post. And while he did not win, Hultgren did submit video applications to the House Majority Whip qualifying committee. Your LakeCountyEye has obtained bootleg copies:

#flipadistrict : HenryOkie wants to Flip Illinois 14th District : Help Us Bill Maher
Sharpeyed ops will immediately recognize the voiceover work of HenryOkie, who frequently blogs for the McHenryCountyBlog.

Duly impressed, the House committee invited Hultgren to submit a followup video for the semi-final round.  Operatives are challenged to watch this one all the way to the end:

#FlipADistrict IL-14
A fabulous prize goes to the first op to correctly identify the voice of the talking dog. Hint: the talking dog is also voiced by a local political blogger.
In the meantime, look for your LakeCountyEye handing out helium balloons.

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